Crunk-juice enthusiast-turned-oenophile Lil John is launching a wine label, the Associated Press has announced. Little Jonathan Winery is set to offer chardonnay and merlot selections, but should we expect much in the way of legs and noses on his vintages? "I'm not like an expert, so don't ask me no questions...I just like the taste," he told the AP. Still, the Atlanta-based rapper added, "this is not no ghetto Boone's Farm; this is some real wine." We're sold!