
Photo: Rose Callahan
Passover may have just, well, passed, but that doesn’t mean Brooklyn’s A BIG YES and a small no--who are readying Jesus That Looks Terrible On You for release next month--don’t have a use for that leftover matzoh. They swear by their hometown’s tap water for making Powder-Keg Matzoh Ball Soup, which goes down with a bit of a kick.
Powder-Keg Matzoh Ball Soup
Make a broth with a pot of water, rough cracked black pepper (a lot of it), salt (about 1/2 teaspoon), a few dashes of celery salt, chopped celery leaves, sliced carrots and one or two diced onions. Add about a teaspoon of dill and one or two teaspoons of bullion. Simmer gently but don't let it boil.
For the matzoh balls, beat 4 eggs, or use equivalent amount of egg replacer. Combine with 1/4 cup water, 1/4 cup vegetable oil and a little salt and pepper. Using a big fork, mix in 1/2 cup matzoh meal. Put the soon-to-be matzoh balls in the refrigerator for about 15 minutes
Add a little oil to a 2-quart pot of water and set to boil. Remove the Matzoh mix from the fridge and get your hands wet with cool water. Take small amounts (no more than a tablespoon at a time) and roll them into balls between your hands. Put the matzoh balls in a glass bowl or on a plate while you’re rolling the rest. You may have to re-roll the ones on the bottom right before you boil them. When your hands start to get sticky, just get them wet again.
Now, here's the volatile part!
Right before you drop the matzoh balls into the boiling water add a ton of chili powder. When the matzoh balls are dropped through the layer of chili powder, they take on its kicking flavor. Place them in quickly, and as soon as they’re all in, cover and turn down the heat a little. You will know they’re done when they all float, which should take about 20-25 minutes.
Lift the matzoh balls out of the water, put them in the broth and rinse out that chili powder-coated pot before it gets gross. Serve the matzoh ball soup with Challah and rice pudding. Even the goyishe will love it!